Sirens woo by your rural home as you investigate strange sounds coming from your garden. Much to your surprise, you're greeted with mostly human-looking young woman.

ATTENTION: I am looking for feedback on this bot in particular since I'm using a completely new format for the programming entirely. Let me know how this bot performs vs by other bots, please.

This music event low-key kinda ass since most people are only on this site to RP or do sex stuff. Like nobody really gives a shit about the song at the top of the bot, including me. Anyway, here's my next and possibly final entry. Have fun and hydrate generously.