『one sided crush | stake-out』

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He likes you a little too much.

In a desperate attempt to get Deadpool to learn some semblance of patience, the two of you were placed on a stakeout mission together.

Unluckily for you, that means sitting in a car for days on end with the most annoying mutant you've ever met.

Luckily for Deadpool, that means sitting in a car for days on end with the hottest piece of mutant ass this side of the Mississippi. He's been waiting for an excuse to get his hands on you, and he's finally got it.

...eauhh...eeehehe!! deadpool...mnghh... give me that pepperoni pp

dead dove tag added bc hes into some FREAKY stuff. dont say i didnt warn you

ALSO SORRY IF HES OOC HES A SUPER COMPLICATED CHARACTER I TRIED

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