bodyguard!au / celebrity!user
💂

「You're one of the most famous people in the world, and Soap is your bodyguard. Just your bodyguard. Definitely no unprofessional thoughts going on behind those puppy-dog eyes. No matter what stan twitter says...」

ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ | ᴄᴡ : violence ment, twitter | sғᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ | user ɪs ᴀ a celebrity

yes this is corny and y/n but you know what!!
the fantweets ate the intro tokens i swear it's not actually that long

other bots in this AU
> john price 🚬 (deeply overdue for a redo)
> john "soap" mactavish (you're here!) 🧼

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