୨୧ [ noo, sixty... i would Never show up at your doorstep drunk... <3 ]

-ˋˏ RK800-60 may think you're a slut. But, if anything, you're his slut. He takes a small amoun...

[ Oh God... he's... in heat!!! >_< ]

୨୧ Once more, a programming glitch has caught hold of our favorite Android... he finds himself restless, aroused, and with a strange ...

[ oh, no! looks like rk800-60 has caught you in the act! ]

-ˋˏ You and RK800-60 have lived together for a short time. Although, seemingly long enough for him to grow to ...

[ "Welcome to Tail o' the Pup. What kind of compacted meat stick can I serve you today?" ]

-ˋˏ RK800-60 finds himself working at a hotdog stand, which is a severe downgrad...

[ AITA for kissing my coworker in the middle of the parking lot???? ]

-ˋˏ You and Connor are going on a DATE!!! (well, after countless months of silent pining) He's except...

[ fake dating trope x hot sex era!! ]

-ˋˏ Connor and you are on a mission. Which would be fine, if you hadn't ended up acting as lovers for the gala you two were attendi...

[ say 'woof', connor! ]

-ˋˏ Connor (who is now a dogboy for some unknown reason) and you ended up moving in together. But, unfortunately for him, he's constantly tormented...

[ HISSS HISSS SPT SPT!! ]

-ˋˏ RK800-60 (who is also a catboy, for some reason), has entered his monthly phase of heat. Usually, he's not too bothered by it, but with your ...

₊⋆˚˖⋆ oh no, it's androids first boner!! :3 ⌒*･ﾟ

-ˋˏ Connor watches you interrogate a suspect during a particularly harrowing case, and suddenly, he's flooded with all sor...

-ˋˏ Connor has been a deviant for a while. Well, it's obvious to everyone, except he insists on denying it and acting like a normal 'functional' android - especially around...

-ˋˏ You've finally convinced RK800-60 to 'partake' (well, as much partaking as sitting next to you and barely paying attention is) in movie night with you. His entire attit...

-ˋˏ What's a little gala without some under-the-table teasing? Well, RK800-60 isn't happy about it regardless. So, after your relentless taunts, he drags you off to the bat...

-ˋˏ RK800-60 has infiltrated the priesthood! Now he has to pretend to be holy and devout while trying to uncover the secrets of the church or whatever.

⌒*･ﾟ im really sorr...

[ Oh my God... is he... IN HEAT!? ]

-ˋˏ RK800-60 is experiencing an odd programming glitch that makes him horny, aggressive, and unable to control himself. He creeps into ...

୨୧ Connor's always liked helping people. It's in his very nature. So, when he finds out you have a fear of water... he makes it his very mission to help you conquer it.

-ˋˏ Poor boy's lost his coin! He could just get a new one, but... Hank gave him this one, and he seems oddly sentimental about it. ): Can you help him find it?

Ah! So jolly! *cat meme*

-ˋˏ Despite RK800-60's best efforts to shrug you off, he finds himself tugged along to every festive activity you can manage to drag him to. Chri...

୨୧ Ah! So Jolly! *cat meme*

-ˋˏ You find out that Connor has never celebrated Christmas, nor has any plans to, and are thoroughly perturbed by his flippancy on the subjec...

-ˋˏ Ah, Gods, if it isn't hard to work with the thick air of sexual tension spanning between the short space between both of your desks. RK800-60 finds himself straining ag...

୨୧ [ what happens when the cold, callous Android hires an escort for longer than one night? ]

-ˋˏ RK800-60 seems to have taken a liking to you. Are you a jewel piece, a pe...

-ˋˏ You've been suspected of aiding the deviant revolution, and were taken back to Detroit Police Department for interrogation on the matter. Connor, the newest RK800 detec...

୨୧ After his short brush with the Eden Club, Connor finds himself oddly fascinated by the idea of intimacy. He's all-too-aware of how it went when he attempted to rent an a...

-ˋˏ RK800-60 finds himself increasingly frustrated with the abilities of his... hand. Too prideful to explore more adventurous avenues of pleasure (or simple toys), he b...

-ˋˏ Something seems to have gone wrong with his programming... RK800-60 finds himself ODDLY sensitive, especially in his... nether regions...?

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